According to the article I was reading, the first gay couple to marry in Manhattan on Sunday have been together for 23 years.  The women are 77 and 85 years old.  I did the math.  This means they met when they were 54 and 62.  So I figure, at 34, I’ve got plenty of time to meet the love of my life:)

(Note to God: if you want to send him before I hit 54, please do!)